About Uncle Thorstein

Name:	Uncle Thorstein^™
Occupation:	Comedian.
Earn:	Money.
Live:	At home.
Family:	My computer, TV and video. And my inner demons.
Best friend:	Marcus H.
Celebrity I know:	Bill Gates
Web site:	The one you visit now, dummy!
Favourite motto:	Way do it the easy way when you can do it the hard way.
Eye colour:	Bloodshot.
Hairstyle:	Located on the head and contains of a lot of hair.
Body:	Looks like a humans.
Eat:	Food.
Drink:	Liquid.
Best ability:	I'm best at everything! And I never brag.
Best thing you have ever done:	I shot the terrorist asshole Usama bin Laden!
Latest criminal activity:	I'm wanted for illegal joking. I'm also one of FBI:s 10 most wanted. Just look at my FBI profile.

Uncle Thorstein lacks drawing talent (just as everything else) so this pic makes him look better than he really is.
A young Uncle Thorsteins^™ bad attempt to draw a picture off himself.

Uncle Thorstein^™ is a writer and a comedian. He writes words that become sentences. He thinks that feels nice.

When Uncle Thorstein^™ has failed, which he does very often, he transforms into Terrible Thorstein. That makes him more dangerous than usual.

This is Uncle Thorsteins mental status

Concerning Uncle Thorstein one thing is certain - nothing is certain. Not even Marcus can stand him...

Marcus H is the result of the mixture of two persons from two pitiful little Swedish villages called Säffle and Enviken... Marcus is a very normal person, an extremely normal person, well actually so normal not even an alarm would notice him. But he hasn't tried that ability, yet...

This is Marcus future outlook.

Important: Don't even think that Marcus is the same person as Uncle Thorstein^™. They aren't the same at all...

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