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The jokes on this page are about stupid and embarrassing persons. These more or less braindead lifeforms are, of course, also knows as communists. At least according to the crazy and stupid Uncle Thorstein.
The communist Chris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
A busload of communists were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly
ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field.
The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then
began digging a large grave to bury the communists.
A few hours later, the local sheriff was driving past the farmer's field and
noticed the bus wreck. He approached the old farmer and asked where all the
communists had gone. The old farmer explained that he'd gone ahead and buried all
A preacher was dying, and he sent for two communists. They were very
flattered and agreed to come. When they got there, he asked them to stand on
either side of the bed and hold his hands. The pastor lay on the bed with a look
of pure joy on his face. They were even more flattered, but finally,
their curiosity got the better of them. They asked why he wanted them, two communists
there while he was dying. He smiled and said:
One communist blonde decides one day to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for
work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her
husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his communist wife lying on the floor in a pool of
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur
coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if
she is OK.
How do you get a communist up on the roof?
Two communists were travelling in a car to Disneyland. They were travelling along the freeway and were almost there, when they came to a sign which said: Disneyland Left. So they turned around and drove home.
A communist farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away.
So, he decided to test it on himself first, just to have some fun.
He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and...
voila, everything else was automatic! He really had good time as the
equipment provided him with much pleasure. When the fun was over, he
found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual,
but did not find any useful information. He tried every button on the
instrument, some made the equipment squeeze,shake, or suck harder or less,
but still without success. Panicking, he called the supplier`s Customer
Service Hotline. The farmer:
A communist touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following
a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
He asked the waiter:
A communist was walking in the woods and after a few hours of walking he
approached and big rock with a tiny guy sitting on top of it.
He sneaked upon the tiny guy and when he was just a few inches from
him, the little creature turned around and got really scared.
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